My whole life I have secretly harbored the hope that I was a princess. One night last week, I found out that I am for sure not.
You know the story of the princess and the pea? How even with 15 mattresses she couldn't sleep because of the pea under them all and that is how they found out she was a princess?
Well, this particular morning I woke up after sleeping very soundly but my back hurt. I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror and saw a pink Barbie shoe stuck to my back. I flicked it off and I had a Barbie shoe indentation for an hour on my back. I must have slept on it all night. Definitely, not a princess.
Enjoy your weekend (from not a princess),
Mary
